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Life's
Little
Frustration Book
$6.99
- St. Martin's Press
ISBN 0-312-96098-0
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sample entries below:
* You drop your bread on the floor, butter side
down.
* The insect crawling on your restaurant table doesn't fly.
* Drivers without mufflers always do their cruising at 3 a.m.
* You blow out a flip-flop with a quarter mile of hot asphalt left to walk.
* You ask to hold someone else's baby and it spits up all over you.
* Every time you open your overstuffed closet, something falls on your head.
* You have to blow up a whole bag of short-necked balloons.
* Someone always comes out of nowhere to beat you to the cash register.
* Every time you use an airplane bathroom you hit turbulence.
* Your coat is always the one that ends up on the cloakroom floor.
* Horseflies are ingenious at getting into your house, but can never get out.
* There's no place at the cocktail party to put your Swedish meatball toothpicks.
* A flying cicada crashes into your head.
* And 352 more!
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Gaynor McTigue
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