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You Know You're
Middle Aged When...

Pinnacle Books

ISBN 0-7860-0066-X

Read sample entries below:

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* You're older than your dentist.

* It takes you two tries to get up from the couch.

* A telephone rings on the TV and you think it's yours.

* 90% of your dreams are reruns.

* You no longer say no to the lobster bib.

* The only "Stones" you're interested in these days are Kidney and Gall.

* Your computer has more memory than you do.

* You bring lawn chairs to outdoor concerts.

* People warn you about shoveling snow.

* You schedule sex.

* You go from being a do-it-yourselfer to a hire-someone-elser.

* You don't have bad hair days; you have bad hair years.

* Finally, you can use words like "titillate," "shuttlecock" and "Uranus" without laughing.

* And 337 more!

You Know You're Middle Aged When...
G. Gaynor McTigue

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